18 Φεβ 2011

Υπερπαραγωγή #2: Aχ κατακαημένε Τζίζαζ, τι σου 'μελλε να πάθεις...

Δυσκολα τα απογευματα στην επαρχία, που εχεις κανει τις δουλειες σου και περιμενεις να κυλησει ο χρονος μεχρι να ρθει το βραδυ.
Τότε μπαίνεις facebook και αρχίζουν οι υπερπαραγωγές.

Το κάτωθι είναι στην ουσία παραφρασεις της προτασης "Jesus died for your sins", και δώσαμε ρεσιτάλ η Μαρία, η Νανά, ο Σκαμπίτο, ο Ψυχαναγαστικός κι εγώ.

Προσοχή: Έχει μέσα και ζόμπι. Αν το θεωρήσετε βλάσφημο μην το διαβάσετε, γιατι θα σας χαλάσει το ενεργειακό φενγκ-σούι. Αν και δεν πιστευω να υπάρχουν πολλοί αξιοπρεπείς άνθρωποι που διαβάζουν τούτο δω το μπλογκ.

Ορίστε, λοιπόν, τα πιο πετυχημένα:

Gamer Jesus Died for your Sims 
Industrial Jesus Died for your NINs
Jack Jesus died for your beans
LOL Jesus died for your memes

Goth Jesus Died for Your Cocteau Twins 
 Levi Jesus Died for your Jeans
Supernatural Jesus died for your Deans
Tin Man Jesus died for your tins

Berlusconi Jesus Died for your Teens
Aquaman Jesus died for your fins
 Purpose Jesus died for your means
 Hobo Jesus died for your bins
Emo Jesus died for your pins
LOLcat Jesus Died for your Grins
Writer Jesus Died for your moleskins
Garage Jesus died for your Black Keys
Comedian Jesus died for your grins
smoker Jesus died for your prince
Biologist Jesus died for your genes
boring jesus died for your routines
Unicorn Jesus died for your virgins
heezburger Jesus died for your wins
Cobain Jesus died for your aberdeens
Dolly Parton Jesus died for your Jolenes
Baudelaire Jesus Died for your Spleens
Doherty Jesus died for your libertines.
PLASMA Jesus died for your screens
 Anorexic Jesus Died for your pralines
MTV Jesus Died for your Super Sweet Sixteens
John Waters Jesus died for your drag queens
Stephen King Jesus died for your Christines
Director Jesus died for your scenes
Bohemian Rhapsody Jesus died for your Queens
master chef jesus died for your cuisines.
Burlesque Jesus died for your sequins
Sex Jesus died for your endorphines
Collector Jesus died for your figurines
Cartel Jesus died for your cocaines
X-men Jesus died for your Wolverines
Warhammer Jesus died for your Space Marines
Doctor Who Jesus died for your time machines
 Hollywood Jesus died for your Charlie Sheens
Arsonist Jesus died for your gasolenes
Anger Jesus died for your adrenalines
Ippokrates Jesus died for your medicines
Car Battery Jesus died for your crystal methamphetamines
Beatles Jesus died for your yellow submarines
Fairytale Jesus died for your heroines
 Eva Peron Jesus died for your Argentines
Parliaros Jesus died for your tartines
D&D Jesus died for your goblins
Anal sex Jesus died for your vaselines
 Magellan Jesus died for your Philippines
 Gaiman Jesus died for your coralines
Zombie Jesus died for your quarantines
 Vivaldi Jesus died for your violins
Hipster Jesus died for your alt-rock scenes 
 Board Game Jesus died for your Munckins
Insomniac Jesus died for your caffeines
Poison Jesus died for your strychnines
Manowar Jesus died for your battle hymns
Hard disk Jesus died for your recycle bins
lenin jesus died for your kremlins
Mogwai Jesus died for your Gremlins
Sara Jane Smith Jesus died for your Slitheens






Η Μαρία, η Νανά, ο Σκάμπο, ο Ψυχαναγαστικός κι εγώ ευχαριστούμε πολύ το ζόμπι του Cecil B. De Mille που θα μεταφέρει τις ιδέες μας σε ταινίες.



9 σχόλια:

Penny Rose είπε...

"John Waters Jesus died for your drag queens" xD Καλό!

"Berlusconi Jesus Died for your Teens¨" Γαμάτο!

Επίσης, Dale Cooper Jesus died for your cherry pies, Divine Jesus died for your dog's shits, Greek Jesus died for your feta cheese.

το Pooka είπε...

Χαχαχαχαχ τελειο αυτο με τη φετα!

Ο Dale Cooper Jesus δεν πεθανε, με περιμενει να του παω κερασοπιτα στο κρεβατι. And a damn fine cup of coffeee... =)

Ανώνυμος είπε...

episis,
veggie jesus died for your greens!

Αυτος είπε...

σκεφτόμουνα ένα καλό για τη φάση αυτή με τον Τζήζας και το ξέχασα αμέσως.
όπως και να'χ, γαμώ το άρθρο

το Pooka είπε...

@Anon: Τελικα ο Τζιζαζ ειναι σαν τον Κεννυ απο το Σαουθπαρκ. Πεθαινει σε καθε επεισοδιο για να σωσει και κατι διαφορετικο.

@Αυτος: Ελα, ελα, θυμησου το να σπασουμε ρεκορ =)

tempelxaneio είπε...

Pervert Jesus died for your pantylines?
Ή είναι εκτός θέματος;

Ανώνυμος είπε...

Rick Astley died for your NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP...

pixieweexie είπε...

Ντάξει! Κάψιμο! Πέθανα! Και τί λες ακόμα και για
"President Jesus died for his Norma Jeans" , "Rammstein Jesus died for his Benzines", "Hitchcock Jesus died for his thrills"?

pixieweexie είπε...

ννναι.. οχι "his".. "your"..burned..:P

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